Subtitles Stamp

Srsly.

People always mumble around me. For whatever reason, my face screams: "Oh yeah, my hearing is great, go ahead and ask me for a pencil under your breath!"

Uh, no. I can barely hear your stupid mumbling and I can't read lips to save my life. Speak up or give me subtitles.

Also: Not being able to understand Hebrew whilst attending a bar mitzvah makes for a very awkward two-and-a-half hours. So I'd have loved some English subtitles so I wouldn't feel like an idiot whenever the rabbi said something and everyone else replied, loudly, while I had no idea what had just happened.

*cough*



Mainly making this for my own use, but if you want to use it, too, go ahead and comment/fav.